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FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (1/6)

[tawabids]

I was gonna post anon but then I was like, no shame. I hope this was what you were looking for, OP, and oops, the epilogue ended up as long as the main fill.“How dare you proclaim such an act to be on my behalf, you witless ogre! I do not want you to act on my behalf! My powers extend to such heights of cunning and artistry that you are as blunt and paltry as a stump on the plain of Vígríðr

FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (2/6)

[tawabids]

Hawkeye glanced towards her, “Oh no, Nat, don’t tell me he got you under his thrall

FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (3/6)

[tawabids]

“He’s what now?” Captain America said with a note of genuine confusion. Natasha couldn’t tell if he couldn’t see Loki past the Hulk’s body or whether the word ‘lactating’ just wasn’t in his 1940’s sex ed. Clint leaned sideways to get a better look at the baby in Loki’s arms, and his eyes widened

FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (4/6)

[tawabids]

Three and a half years laterBruce had his eyes glued to the microscope. The sight of his own blood, which under normal magnification made him feel woozy, became a spectacular new world under the lens. The cells clumped together in the plasma, drifting lazily through the minutely thin space between the slide and the cover slip. He was still narrowing down exactly which peptides and monoamines were necessary, but he’d found a cocktail of adrenal hormones and a tiny pulse of electricity was enough to trigger the Hulk reaction in them even though they were outside of his body. Whenever he liked he could watch that terrible transformation in greater detail and with a much more level head than when he usually experienced it. Knowledge, to Bruce, was very often synonymous with beauty. It was why he considered the Hulk to be such an idiot even though experiments had clearly shown that Bruce’s cognitive functions remained intact no matter what colour he was

FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (5/6)

[tawabids]

Bruce saw movement out of the corner of his eye and spun the lab chair around just before Clint, who had been curiously peering in the doorway, could escape. “Oh, look, it’s Uncle Clint! I bet he’ll get you something to eat. Go chase Uncle Clint, quick! Get him

FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

Bruce jumped and spun around to find the God of Mischief himself leaning against the doorframe. “I do wonder if our dear friend the Hulk puts such effort into getting rid of you.”

“What do you want?” growled Bruce. No matter what, the bastard would always be a bastard in Bruce’s eyes. He may have helped them out a few times since their first meeting, but Bruce would never forget the lives that had been lost or shattered because of what Loki had done.

“I want you to tell me which of you is more useful,” Loki oozed, folding his arms. “This… philospher you play at, searching for tiny specks of human knowledge that will never truly help a single soul - or the anger that swipes missiles away from school buses, who carries your team mates to safety and shields the innocent from the flames of evil. Which of you is needed, in this world, Dr Banner

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[longbca]

Excellent

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

Hahaha! That was all kinds of amazing!

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[so_shhy]

“Uncle Cli-i-int! Dad says he mind-controlled you! I bet I can mind-control you too-o-o!”

Oh god, that line made me choke with laughter. *hugs Clint* As if he wasn't traumatised enough.

And the lactating fingernails. That is now disturbingly headcanon for me.

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

I wasn't expecting such an unrepentant Loki but i've got to say that it really made this work. It was absolutely hilarious. I also loved the Hulk at the beginning! Great job.

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

Great, I love it!!!

Hulk is fantastic!
I love every sentence every character spoke in this fic, they fit fantastically to their personalities!

I love Loki and how he acts, I couldn't stop loughing sometimes!

Thanks for writing and sharing this fic!

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[lonespark]

This is brilliant!
(I think it threads the needle fairly well on whether Loki can be really sympathetic. He continues to be mostly horrible, but in ways and for reasons that are slightly defensible.)

Hulk Smash Elder Gods! (Lonespark smash kudos button.)

Freaky Jotun biology = win.

I love Loki at the end, fucking with Bruce and courting disaster because why not, he's slightly bored...

And the thing about earning your name.

And the fact that the dreadful void of space and the SAN-sucking powers of the EG bounce right off of Hulk.

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[lurel]

PUNY GOD NOT EVEN THANK HULK.

I LOL'd. LOL'd so hard. xD

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[semiseverus]

Brilliant! I love Hulk smashing the Elder Gods that even Thor is scared of, and Barn is just hilarious!

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at some of the lines in this! And I love it that even though Loki actually had a legitimate reason for working with the Chitauri at the behest of the EG, he still thought humans were screwups who needed to be ruled. Except it would be too boring to do it. That he wouldn't say "thank you" to the Hulk for saving his child. And he lactates from his fingertips (I snorted Coke up my nose at that one). And years later, he's still pretty much an asshole who likes to stir up trouble and is disdainful of mortals. Oh, Loki, never change! You are strangely likable despite being a supercilious bastard.

Re: FILL: Your Fists Are Not Part of this Plan (6/6)

[tawabids]

Oh wow, this is adorable! Love Hulk's petulance at Loki being ungrateful, Thor's reaction to his baby nephew, and the timeskip to young Barn was all kinds of delightful -- especially Loki trolling Bruce about how valuable he/the Hulk is, contrasted with Barn's enthusiasm for mortals and Midgard. Hilarious X]