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THIS ROUND IS NOW CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS.
ROUND TWO
closing at 5000 comments
Please read the [rules] before commenting!

PROMPT FORMATTING:
Alphabetize pairings. They will be archived that way!
Put [RPF] before RPF prompts.
Put [Crossover] before crossover prompts.
Please use this format: Steve/Tony, Tony needs help adjusting his arc reactor ;

Comments

gen, clint barton, crossovers/death/immortality

[anonymous]

Anyone ever notice Jeremy Renner's characters have a tendency to die?

Clint's an immortal (Jack Harkness, Highlander, vampire, pick a reason and run with it!) and thus he keeps getting sent on missions with a high probability of his own death.

Re: gen, clint barton, crossovers/death/immortality

[iceshade]

CLINT. AS. JACK. HARKNESS.

...DEAR GOD.

Re: gen, clint barton, crossovers/death/immortality

[love_angel_love]

OMFG!!!!!! the first thing that just popped into my head is this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEr0BPOfVw4

with renner instead!!!!

Re: gen, clint barton, crossovers/death/immortality

[hermione_vader]

Thank you. I will cherish that mental image forever. :DDD

Re: gen, clint barton, crossovers/death/immortality

[anonymous]

CLINT IS JACK'S SON.
THE END. IMMORTALITY IS GENETIC !

Fill: Genetically Awesome

[hermione_vader]

Not an exact fill, but I had to do this.

The Avengers just landed back at headquarters when Clint was greeted by a tall, ridiculously handsome man in a navy blue greatcoat. Clint lead him off into the Tower without so much as an introduction to the team.

"Ex-boyfriend. Definitely," Tony said as he stepped out of the Iron Man suit.

Thor tilted his head to the side. "Clint prefers the company of males? Interesting. I would have not guessed."

"Only sometimes," Natasha remarked. "I've met a couple of Clint's exes before, and that's not his type."

Tony pushed the suit back into its portable shape. "That guy is everybody's type. Even Steve's."

Steve raised his eyebrows and pointed to himself. "How did I get brought into this?"

"Maybe they're pimping you guys out. I knew there was a catch to this superhero team-thing

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[love_angel_love]

omfg, this is the best fucking thing evar! excuse my language, but i just had to say it in order to express just how much i love this!! squeee!!!!

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[hermione_vader]

Thanks! It's cool---language happens, especially during fannish moments. :D

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[lesson_in_love]

I'm drawing hearts around this fill omg. BEST CROSSOVER.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[hazel_belle]

Perfect. Just perfect... beyond words right now.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[bugeyedmonster]

Please say that you'll post this at your journal so that I may add it to memories.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[hermione_vader]

Possibly, but I'm not sure because this really isn't my best work at all.

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[iceshade]

ALL OF THE AWARDS TO YOU. ALL OF THEM.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[phoenixfawkes12]

Beautiful! I also have cravings for Clint as a Highlander and Coulson as his Watcher, but that's probably due to my OTP merging in my head with my very first fandom. Sigh. My Life. It is fun.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[purple_spock]

I LOVE it. LOVE. Jack is dead on, and I get giggle when I think about him sleeping with Thor. And Clint's line at the end is gold. Fantastic fill.

Re: Fill: Genetically Awesome

[jedi_harkness]

Holy crap, how did I miss this??? Jack is Clint's dad, and has a fling with Thor?? Brilliant, just brilliant! :D