Well, not that hard. In fact, one would say that I don't work at all. Just doodle incessantly. Case and point.

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So, Julie and I had a date last night. Nothing too serious, the ho couldn’t put out at the time due to um… things, but yeah. Very fun times! We started the night by going to Betsy’s for horrible, horrible Chicken Alfredo. When the sauce is more water then flavor, you get a bit disgusted. I think I only took like five bites. Felt like Paris Hilton. ( Read more... )

Anyone else think its completely random that Heath Ledger just died? Huh. The things you learn in the bathroom at work.

Hmm, I'm seriously out of practice with this whole "livejournal" business. How to start, how to start... Anyways, I suppose I'll start with the big news and work my way back to what I did for the weekend. Anyone disagree with this format? I don't care! ( Buahaha! )

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You know that Stardust is an awesome movie because of it made Casey say this : "Animal disemboweling is so cool!!! Lets go catch a cat so we can tell the future!"

Apparently divination is ok, just not so much sustaining yourself. We all have lines we just cant cross I guess!

( Unproofread Sequoia Goodness. )

Me? Like this often? Pfft. So the Princeville Golf Course has KILLER MaiTais. If I spelt that wrong, you all can bite me. Thats all I gotta say mans. Jaime's 21st b-day went off super well. As Jaime's wingman, I was more drunk then her about half an hour into the shindig. Best wingman ever? I believe so. Although I guess the use of the word wingman ( Read more... )

I haven't really burned yet, just gotten pink! Well, pinker I suppose. When I turn beet red I'll know its time to get out of the sun ( Read more... )

( Ennuie gone wild. Spelling? Well fuck you frenchie. )