what worldly possessions can do for you! [voice]

[automoblephilia]

So if you could have anything you wanted right this moment what would it be? [ He pauses thinking. ] Don't give me any of that existential stuff like world peace, or freedom from our lovely captors, because everyone usually wants that. [ Puts the usually in there because you buggers are damn crazy. Or just like the poor sorry state of living that

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[kakeravoyager]

Tea.

[As in right now.]

[automoblephilia]

[ Tea huh? Well that's a very broad subject so let's try narrowing it down. ]

What kind?

[kakeravoyager]

Why do you care?

[automoblephilia]

Can't ask a simple question anymore? Call me curious 'sides it makes for good conversation. [ And because he's bored. ]

[ voice ]

[refinedmaestro]

[He sounds a little suspicious of this, but he'll see what Crowley can do.]

How do is anyone to know you're not like the Malnosso and are simply giving us something because you have some agenda behind your plans? Because to me, you're sounding quite like them.

[ voice ]

[automoblephilia]

Why would I be like the buggers keeping us here against our will? Seems a bit too glorifying to them.

[ voice ]

[refinedmaestro]

Because you're either working with them or have your own agenda in which you want to find some way to control us much like the Malnosso.

[ voice ]

[automoblephilia]

Working with them, right, inside the barrier they created. Makes perfect sense. Sleeping with the enemy, too bad I'm not Julia Roberts.

No hidden agenda, just a bit bored bloody hell. You buggers are too paranoid. [ Honestly last time he asks a question. ]

[causeblocked]

...Wow, did you just hiss?

Anything I want is generally not good for me. But right now? I'd love to be rid of whatever the Malnosso did when they grabbed me up.

...But I'm not selling my soul. Pretty sure I already did that once.

[automoblephilia]

You need your ears checked. But you got me it's a speech impediment.

Not good? A bit picky are you?

[ Wait did you just say sell your soul? ] How could you do it already once. Going out on a limb here and assuming you only have one of course.

[causeblocked]

You know... Wealth, power, everything corruptible.

And eh... it's a long story. I'm probably not being literal.

[automoblephilia]

Right, right. The standard things. You buggers are so self indulgent it's amusing.

Not literal course. It's like a damn grab bag with this place, never know what you'll get.

voice // filtered

[erythrophilia]

Isn't that an interesting question.

voice // filtered

[automoblephilia]

[ GET OUT. ]

What can I say I'm curious.

voice // filtered

[erythrophilia]

[WHAT. He came to play. ;3;]

Then it is a good thing you aren't a cat, hm?

voice // filtered

[automoblephilia]

[ He doesn't want to play with you now go find Sebas-chan. ]

Guess so. Not a big fan to be honest. [ He has tried one too many a time to commit vehicular homicide on them. ]

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos]

World peace would be boring anyhow. Why would anyone really want that?

[Sorry Crowley, looks like you just drew out the trolls and crazies.]

[Voice]

[automoblephilia]

Why am I not surprised to get answer like this. Why would anyone not want it? S'not boring you just need a bit of creativity to work in it.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos]

And then the humans disagree and the peace ends. The only way you'll ever have world peace is to have a world with no humans.

[Voice]

[automoblephilia]

Then it'd just be boring. Humans make it more entertaining. Buggers come up with the damndest things sometimes. Not all of it is good and sure they've got a nasty streak in them, but it'd be boring without them. [ Sorry Yuber this demon likes humans. /blasphemous ]