And my brain function shut down

[automailmaker]

I came to pick up my ribbon from Jade.

And I found something I probably didn't want to.

Comments

[rappigstyle]

I'm sorry you had to see that, but you should know that's what mommies and daddies do when they're alone.

[automailmaker]

That's not.

No.

You guys aren't like that. You said it was all a joke.

[rappigstyle]

The joke was on us. We've wasted all this time in denial.

[automailmaker]

LIAR.

DON'T MESS WITH ME LIKE THIS.

[maskyoursins]

Huh?

[automailmaker]

THIS IS ALL WRONG.

[maskyoursins]

What is!?

[automailmaker]

IT'S A JOKE.

IT HAS TO BE.

[choppinurdogz]

What happened?

[automailmaker]

They're just messing with my head! They have to be!

[choppinurdogz]

Did someone rape you? Because I will break both their arms and throw them in a lake.

[automailmaker]

NO! No no no no no no, that's not it!

[currythiefkilla]

Winry, WHAT HAPPENED!?

[automailmaker]

JADE.

PEONY.

KISSING.

[currythiefkilla]

Oh! Well, uh... it's a new generation after all. I don't necessarily like or agree with it, but men are allowed to find love in... eachother. Also, they might be from a different fandom than you, with different levels of... tolerance.

[automailmaker]

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!

I support people like that, I really do. BUT JADE AND PEONY?! They're just friends! They PRETEND they're gay and laugh at the maids for believing them! THIS IS WRONG.

[youresoshort]

Something wrong?

[automailmaker]

Everything, Colonel.