And my brain function shut down

[automailmaker]

I came to pick up my ribbon from Jade.

And I found something I probably didn't want to.

Comments

[choppinurdogz]

What happened?

[automailmaker]

They're just messing with my head! They have to be!

[choppinurdogz]

Did someone rape you? Because I will break both their arms and throw them in a lake.

[automailmaker]

NO! No no no no no no, that's not it!

[choppinurdogz]

Did someone blackmail, steal from, or murder you? Because I will break both their arms and throw them in a lake. Feeling a lack of originality today. Must investigate further.

[automailmaker]

N-no. I just found too friends of mine, who themselves were strictly friends, becoming intimate.

I mean, sometimes they do that to create false stories, and laugh at the people who gossip about them. But now they're saying it's real... and... I just don't know if they're joking with me or not.

[choppinurdogz]

...indecent.

[automailmaker]

SERIOUSLY.

[choppinurdogz]

A man is supposed to love a woman. It's in the bible.

[automailmaker]

Well, um. There is no Bible in my world. Or in theirs, I believe. But the indecency isn't because of their orientation, but with the way the screw with people's heads by doing such.

1/2

[choppinurdogz]

Hurm...

2/2

[choppinurdogz]

Can I still break both their arms and throw them in a lake?

[automailmaker]

No, they're my friends!

But if I come across someone who deserves it, I'll give you a call.

[choppinurdogz]

Deal.