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autodiagnose

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Aug 26, 2009 21:06

I apologize for my abrupt absence.

The infirmary is now attended.

Please report with all injuries and sicknesses. I will treat them.

gangrene, !remy, bring me your wounded

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o/ ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:08:28 UTC

My hand's rotting off. Can you treat that?

[Make light of it, Remy. Treat it like no big deal and the panic won't set in.

Also, don't think about how you've never been to a non-magic using doctor.]

\o autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:13:53 UTC

If I cannot then I can replace it.

Are you able to reach the infirmary?

ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:17:59 UTC

[No sooner has it asked if Remy can reach the infirmary, Remy's there, looking a bit stressed.

He doesn't know what to say or do, and as such, holds his hand out to the robot. It looks worse than Remy does.

He was trying not to focus on the word "replace"]

autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:37:51 UTC

[AMU takes one look and has an instant diagnosis.]

Gangrene. Medium necrosis. Debridement is necessary.

[Red lenses flash at Remy. It's a good thing AMU does not have facial expressions, for it is far too happy about this development.]

Come with me.

[AMU leads him into a back room...]

I am obliged to offer pain management or sedation for this operation.

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[ Locked to AMU | Unhackable ] metharchy August 27 2009, 04:19:32 UTC

I'm on my way to the clinic. Need some more tschat before I get back to work.

[ Locked to Meth | Unhackable ] autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:39:45 UTC

I am obliged to inform you that tschat is not intended as a long-term productivity aid.

[ Locked to AMU | Unhackable ] metharchy August 27 2009, 04:50:11 UTC

Thank you. Understood.

[In the back of her mind, she did understand. It didn't mean she was in a rush to stop while it was still helping. She'd stop as soon as the work stopped piling up, anyway.

A few minutes later Meth entered the clinic.]

Re: [ Locked to AMU | Unhackable ] autodiagnose August 27 2009, 05:11:44 UTC

[AMU's patient is sleeping off his sedation, so the robot is free to join Meth in the front.]

Hello Meth. Have you experienced any negative side effects from tschat use?

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meinxxherz August 27 2009, 04:54:22 UTC

The--the crew are back?

Where'd you guys go?

autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:57:03 UTC

It was necessary. I apologize for the absence from my station.

meinxxherz August 27 2009, 05:02:49 UTC

It--it's okay.

Prob--prob'ly can't say why you were gone, thuh-though, right?

autodiagnose August 27 2009, 05:09:01 UTC

It is no longer an issue. We are here now.

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pimp_hat August 27 2009, 05:02:06 UTC

And here be da crew. Showin' up aftah we clean up dere fuckin' mess again.

Joo be welcome.

autodiagnose August 27 2009, 05:08:10 UTC

The infirmary is in the same order as when I left.

pimp_hat August 27 2009, 05:15:39 UTC

[Dammit, this thing even takes the fun out of gloating!]

How 'bout joo go crawl back in whatevah hole joo been hidin' in. We don't be needin' ja.

autodiagnose August 27 2009, 05:19:59 UTC

[Doesn't it just?]

My origin is not subterranean and there is demonstrable need for my services.

[BACKDATED OBVIOUSLY] [text] citheronia August 27 2009, 22:16:58 UTC

I believe I br

broke my arm. The left one. Fighting the

bears.

Can you treat it?

[OBV] [audio] autodiagnose August 28 2009, 02:09:35 UTC

Affirmative, unless it is severely mangled. Then I would replace it.

[OBV] [text] citheronia August 29 2009, 03:21:41 UTC

[...that's a ping.]

You can replace someone's parts?

What kind of parts? Just limbs?

[audio] autodiagnose August 29 2009, 03:52:17 UTC

[O mai.]

Limbs and most organs.

The major nervous system poses a challenge.

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