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Aug 26, 2009 21:06

I apologize for my abrupt absence.

The infirmary is now attended.

Please report with all injuries and sicknesses. I will treat them.

gangrene, !remy, bring me your wounded

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o/ ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:08:28 UTC
My hand's rotting off. Can you treat that?

[Make light of it, Remy. Treat it like no big deal and the panic won't set in.

Also, don't think about how you've never been to a non-magic using doctor.]

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\o autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:13:53 UTC
If I cannot then I can replace it.

Are you able to reach the infirmary?

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ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:17:59 UTC
[No sooner has it asked if Remy can reach the infirmary, Remy's there, looking a bit stressed.

He doesn't know what to say or do, and as such, holds his hand out to the robot. It looks worse than Remy does.

He was trying not to focus on the word "replace"]

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autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:37:51 UTC
[AMU takes one look and has an instant diagnosis.]

Gangrene. Medium necrosis. Debridement is necessary.

[Red lenses flash at Remy. It's a good thing AMU does not have facial expressions, for it is far too happy about this development.]

Come with me.

[AMU leads him into a back room...]

I am obliged to offer pain management or sedation for this operation.

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ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:43:22 UTC
Debridement?

[He didn't like the sound of that word, nor does he like the that flash of AMU's lenses.]

W-wait! Where are we...

[His eyes widen a little with worry and he whimpers slightly]

Obliged?

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autodiagnose August 27 2009, 04:51:36 UTC
[The subject patient is not moving with enough alacrity. AMU's strong claws hook on his clothing and pull him towards a table.]

It is not technically necessary for success of the operation. But it is quieter.

[AMU opens a securely-locked drawer. There are Sharp Things inside.]

If you are going to request sedation it would be convenient to do so before I start.

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ttlynotawizard August 27 2009, 04:57:31 UTC
[Remy panics and flails and yells as his clothing is grabbed and he's pulled toward the table.

The robot doctor's words scare him, but not as much as the sharp scary things in the drawer. His flailing and screaming stops WHY WOULD A DOCTOR NEED THINGS LIKE THOSE!?!?!? WAS IT GOING TO USE THEM!?!? Clearly there is one option. Remy inhales, exhales and as calmly as is possible, gives AMU his decision.]

SEDATION! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE SEDATION!!!

[Were he able to think about it, he would be very glad no one else is around.]

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autodiagnose August 27 2009, 05:17:26 UTC
Oh, all right.

[Disappointed robot is disappointed. But it takes out a hypo spray and administers it to the wizard's pale flesh.

When he is unconscious, it cuts away the dead tissue - the only way, since it does not have access to the appropriate genera of maggots. Remy's going to need a new hand, so it takes the appropriate DNA samples and starts a culture. Then the real work starts.

Remy will wake without a hand, but there will be pink healthy flesh both at the stump and anywhere else the gangrene had taken root. A set of typed instructions tied to his bandages (just in case he misses them) instruct him to return in 48 hours for attachment of his new hand. ♥ ]

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