Today I wore a black and white outfit to work, but I had on a pink thong and a neon blue and green garter belt.

Sometimes it kicks ass to know there's a party on underneath.

Good Charlotte sucks.

Okay, I know it's not new, but I just saw this SNL bit for the first time last night and nearly pissed myself. Not to be missed.

Christ almighty I want one of these on my wedding ring. Of course, Padparadsha sapphires are the most expensive sapphires out there.

Here are some better pictures of just how frickin' gorgeous these things are.

hmmmmm.....

It's a bird!

Kinda stupid, but I guess you gotta start somewhere.

My prediction: bigger silicone breast and butt implants to up body weight.

I know I want one, but I just don't know which one.

Is anyone else on Lexapro?

Hardcore!