Fantasy Mail

[aussiemozzie]

Taken from my new pal: amandajane17

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal from whom you would like to receive letters. It is your friends' mission, should they choose to accept it, to write to you, in character, a message or letter from the character of their choice.

I think this is so cool! If you have a minute, please do it.

1. Severus Snape
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Comments

[myfluffcanfly]

Miss C,

I understand you have an unabating desire to be my love slave. I am currently unable to fulfill this desire due to circumstances beyond my control, mainly an underlying disgust for Muggles and an unavoidable attachment to a certain Mud-- Muggleborn witch. In fact, I rather like my wife. So please. Cease and desist this unseemly daydreaming about me and find yourself a boy of your own... class.

Sincerely,

Severus Snape

PS- I hear Ron Weasley is single.

[aussiemozzie]

Dearest Severus,

I have no intention of interfering with your lovely marriage. I just wish I wasn't so late but I know you are both suited for each other.

However, if things ever do go south in your marriage, you are welcome to write to me again. Unfortunately, I will always be a Muggle but I'm sure your wife would disapprove of your attitude. I'm surprised she hasn't snapped it out of you yet.

*sigh* I'd love to find a boy like you- unfortunately, I can't seem to find one. And Ron Weasley is a very poor substitute. I am not stupid. Are you trying to make me throw up?

All the best,
Danielle

[myfluffcanfly]

Miss C,

First of all, as odd as this may sound coming from myself, I wish the thank you for the compliment. I do have a lovely marriage. Please do me a favor and don't disabuse my wife of her notion that I have absorbed her Muggle tolerance through osmosis. As for whether the relationship will go south, well... when bobotuber pus is a popular candy filling, perhaps. I have no doubt that my marriage is sound, so don't be expecting anything.

I did enjoy your comments about Mr. Weasley. No, I was not trying to cause you to vomit, I was merely stating a fact. Honestly, if you could distract Mr. Weasley from his fascination with my wife, I would be willing to do just about anything for you (short of infidelity, of course).

Sincerely,

Severus Snape

[aussiemozzie]

Prof. Snape-

I have every faith that your marriage will never fail. Forgive a girl for trying to convince herself that there is some hope.

I don't know how much influence I would have over Mr. Weasley as I believe he only has eyes for your wife. Perhaps you should give him some kind of anti-love potion? Make him think his family really lives in Australia?

If I do manage to distract him, perhaps you and your wife would agree to have lunch with me?

Sincerely,
Danielle
P.S. You're sweet.

[doubtinsalmon42]

You don't make this easy, do you? I'll try this when I'm in a more creative mood.

[aussiemozzie]

Ha ha. I await it with baited breath.

[doubtinsalmon42]

Hullo!
I ran into a friend of yours the other day (brilliant girl) and she asked me to write you. The thing is, I'm a bit busy at the moment to write your a proper sort of note-I've only just gotten a moment. See, there's some things happening-well, some very nasty things-well, nasty things involving rabbits, a very long paperclip chain, and a brick. Promise I'll write you again once things are under control. Gotta dash!

The Doctor

[aussiemozzie]

Doctor-

Ha ha. Your life is immensely interesting. I won't stop you from saving the world but thank you for taking the time to write to me.

And yes, she's brilliant.

Stay safe!
-Danielle

[nopoweroverme]

Dear A,
My latest traveling partner has managed to get herself into quite the tizzy. You see she got distracted by one of those snazzy iPhones, I don't get what's so fascinating about them personally, and wound up getting captured by the dreaded Dalek's!
The reason I write to you is because I need your brilliant, one-of-a-kind imagination to beat them this time and get her back. And you may join us on our adventures as well if it pleases you since you are so amusing.
-The Doctor-

[aussiemozzie]

Doctor-

I'm trying to decide if I like you enough to endanger my life to help you out. I suppose I can't refuse though because I know you would be very sad if the Dalek's got the better of your companion. And a sad doctor is not a good thing.

I'll be awaiting your TARDIS and have an action plan.

-Danielle

[amandajane17]

Nottingham Castle,

Dear Miss Aussiemozzie,
I hope you will forgive my lack of eloquence but I am unused to sending this kind of missive.

The Sheriff is holding a banquet on Saturday night abd I find myself without a companion for the evening.

Would you do me the honour of accompanying me. I can send a carriage to collect you.

Your Servant Sir Guy of Gisborne

[aussiemozzie]

Sir Guy-

Did you even have to ask? I hope my presence at the banquet will make it more enjoyable for you. I am honored that you would think of me to keep you company.

If the party becomes too boring, I know a quiet place we can go together afterwards.

Ever thine,
Danielle

[amandajane17]

My dear Danielle,

I'm suddenly looking forward very much to the banquet. My carriage will come to collect you at 8 o clock on Saturday.

Yours Guy xxxxx

[aussiemozzie]

Dearest Guy,

I am also looking forward to the evening. I am sure it will be the most fun I have had in a while. You won't regret inviting me.

I will be ready in my finest at 8pm. Should I bring something for the Sheriff?

-Danielle

[aussiemozzie]

Commodore Norrington-

It is true that I have a high regard for you but I understand the fragility of your heart. You have been treated unfairly in the past and I would be more than happy to be your confidant if you wish to correspond with me on any and all matters of life and your heart.

I wish you the best on your upcoming sea voyage. I know everyone hopes you return safely.

Your friend,
Danielle

Re: The sea

[aussiemozzie]

Dearest Norrington