[voicemail]

[auroryborealis]

"Hi, it's Rory. I can't think of anything cute to say. Ooh, wait, puppies. That's cute."

*beep*

[old voicemails can be found here.]

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[noboynextdoor]

[From here.]

"I can only assume that a certain Skywalker is spreading rumors about me, so let me set things straight: I do not have sex with animals. Seriously, you need to get better gossip."