"Hi, it's Rory. I can't think of anything cute to say. Ooh, wait, puppies. That's cute."

*beep*

[old voicemails can be found here.]

"Hey there, you've reached the Fandom Hightimes staff voicemail. If you have any tips, questions, or comments for the staff, leave them at the tone! Thanks, and keep reading!"

"Hey, you've reached Rory's voicemail! I'm not here right now, but I will be when I hear whatever message you shoot my way, so make it good."

*beep*

"Hey, it's Rory. You know the drill - leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

*beep*