Scorpio
10/23 - 11/21

"Your first priority is to yourself. So go off on your own and leave everyone behind."

Hey, Kristie, the cosmics agree with you.

Dear Chase Bank,

Thanks for fucking RUINING WaMu.

Love,
Kelly

This is my brother, and his new YouTube show, displaying his horrible cooking (lack of) skills, and also his humorous side.

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hysterical text from last night (not mine, from the website):

(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

So, my new favorite website is http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

HILARIOUS. I was going through some of the, "best night ever" pages, and figured I would share ( some of my favorites... )

AK1RAO7: haha thanks. im gonna go buy me a corvette and some hookers now ( Read more... )

"Maybe it will never be like that for me. Maybe I'm not the kind of girl who inspires guys to spontaneous midnight visits and secret-message gift giving. Maybe I'm just like all the other girls who pretend they're content with this, when really they're longing for something more ( Read more... )

You know what a really annoying thing to have a boy say is, that I've been getting a lot of in recent?

"Wow. If I weren't with my girlfriend, we'd be dating."

...what?

"One day, Love and Friendship met on the road of life.

Love asked, "What’s your use when I already exist?"

Friendship smiled and said, "I'm here to make people smile when you make them cry".