Pushing Vanderlei de Lima aside for a moment...

[auntie_christ]

Dear Paul Hamm,

Auntie Christ would like you to give her your gold medal, for she is the one who really deserves it. If you don't do this, you will be a bad sport and the whole world will hate you.

Plus, I will bake you some cookies.

Love,
Auntie Christ

P.S., You have a really nice ass.

Comments

[shanna_banana]

let's be honest- paul hamm sounds like a midget. in a bad way.

[poopiepants]

That's exactly what I thought when I first heard him.

I started singing the lollipop kids song.

[auntie_christ]

Midgets are funny.

[his_redrhapsody]

LMAO!!

[oblivious_frog]

I think I'd rather hit Michael Phelps up for a medal he's got more to spare, plus he has a much more drool worthy upper body,

[ally_melchoir]

I agree, but of course, I'd hit him up for more than just his medal...

[oblivious_frog]

As would I, as would I....

[aaralyn_storm]

You *do* deserve a medal. HIS medal..

I mean...common now...Cookies are way cooler than the Olympics.

Indeed.

[ally_melchoir]

Dear Auntie Christ,

If you were an STD, what one would you be?

I think I would be chlamydia,
by the way, can I call you Auntie Poodie?

[auntie_christ]

*pats you on the head*

:D i love you, add meXD

[rikuhayakawa]

XD lets see, if Auntie Christ was an STD i think she would be crabs :D Itchy and painful but you have to love the sensation from scraching your pubes all day :D