Pushing Vanderlei de Lima aside for a moment...
Dear Paul Hamm,
Auntie Christ would like you to give her your gold medal, for she is the one who really deserves it. If you don't do this, you will be a bad sport and the whole world will hate you.
Plus, I will bake you some cookies.
Love,
Auntie Christ
P.S., You have a really nice ass.
Auntie Christ would like you to give her your gold medal, for she is the one who really deserves it. If you don't do this, you will be a bad sport and the whole world will hate you.
Plus, I will bake you some cookies.
Love,
Auntie Christ
P.S., You have a really nice ass.