Ten Relatively Useless Fictional People I'd Want With Me on a Desert Island Anyway

[aunt_deen]

There are no doctors here. No rugged, outdoorsy types. No one who can build a sat-phone out of palm fronds and coconut fiber. They are purely here for my own amusement.

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[misreall]

5. 6. 7. 8. 10. and me. Best vacation ever.

[aunt_deen]

Yup.

[aunt_deen]

That's why I want him there!

[marymary]

Charlie is the perfect choice. He'd be all chatty and odd and upbeat and gorgeous and amusing until someone started dampening survivor morale. (I'm looking at you, Toby.) Or until, like, a snake tried to slither into your lean-to and kill you. You'd hear a tiny snap and wake up staring at Charlie's fist with a dead snake in it.

They can be useful as a BONUS, right?

I assume there is tropical fruit on this island.

[aunt_deen]

LOTS of fruit for Charlie.

And you gotta have someone all adorable and zen on a desert island. Bonus usefulness is totally allowed.