WHAT IS THIS CRACK aka snippet of hp!white collar

[augustbird]

“Okay,” Peter said reasonably, his voice caught between incredulity and a strained sort of amused (??? Neal hoped) anger, “Let me get this straight. You lived in Scotland

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[asimaiyat]

*keyboardsmash*

This is hilarious. I am desperately curious to know what Neal did to get kicked out of Hogwarts.

[augustbird]

Knowing Neal, attempting to steal from the restricted section.

And there are so many interesting things in Hogwarts--how can you expect him to not even try~?

XD

[elrhiarhodan]

Love this - but what house?

[augustbird]

Oh man this was actually what made me want to write this in the first place. Because I love irony too much--

HUFFLEPUFF.

The hat sat on his head for ages and only after like 10 min did it finally make a decision.

[gyzym]

fnjewfnjkwebgwjklgb

SOMEONE ELSE WRITING HP/WC CROSSOVER YES YES YES YES.

Let me know if you need ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING. A beta, someone to ask really obscure Potter questions at, helpful advice in the "seriously no one should know this much about the Potterverse" department, ANYTHING.

AHHHH SO EXCITED.

[augustbird]

ASKLDJFKLSDF lol i have a half composed reply to this on my bberry started like 7 hours ago and i am too tired to get it out fff this is the story of my life man.

YESSSSS it is 20% because you inspired me, 20% me writing shit when exhausted and thinking it is the Best Idea Ever and 60% because i think putting neal in hufflepuff is the most hilarious thing ever and i have to do it.

<333 if it's okay with you, i'd like to run the fic by you first so you can be like WHAT WHAT IS THIS, NEAL IS NOT A HALF VEELA AND HALF VEELA ARE NOT CAPABLE OF SEXDUCING INANIMATE OBJECTS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING OUT OF CHARACTER!!!!! or KITSUNES DO NOT EXIST IN HP!VERSE GTFO NARUTO.

(i have no idea how i would incoporate a kitsune in hp!wc)

:DD