Off-Hand

[audreyii_fic]

Title: Off-Hand
Author: audreyii_fic
Fandom: Twilight (Team Jacob)
Rating: M
Characters: Jacob/Bella
Genre: Romance/Humor
Warnings: Explicit sex.

Summary:
Bella speaks without thinking, and the results lead to an interesting afternoon. Pre-FURSPLODE!sion. Prompted by Rifftrax. Total crack!smut fluff.

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Comments

[iluvpoto]

SO. CAN I UM. TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF? lol. So cute. I haven't read smut in awhile, so yeah. *sigh* hello smuty smut smut.

[audreyii_fic]

LOL, go for it if you want ;) Smut can be fun, and it was nice to have something angst-free for once!

[tunde_tre]

Your words enrich my almost non-existent English knowledge and yet when it comes to review your work I'm still wordless, at best! Otherwise I'm just murmuring, mumbling or stuttering about how good you really are capturing Jake and Bella's dynamic ... before AND after FURSPLODE!sion !
*searches Thesaurus frantically for something better then 'perfect' in superlatives* Ah, there it is!
You're incomparable! (and I don't mean only this prompt, but all of your stories!)
Respect
Tunde

[audreyii_fic]

Hee, thanks *blush* Glad you liked! There isn't enough pre-FURSPLODE!sion fic out there. There should be more.

i want it that way!

[russetdiamond86]

Honestly this is how the whole series should have been.
I think this is the first time I read about jacob and bella
Having sex before the change and I am definitely loving it.
Are you going to make this into a story? Because that would
Be the best thing in the whole world! Looking forward for more.

Re: i want it that way!

[audreyii_fic]

Thanks :) I'm... pretty sure I've read about pre-FURSPLODE!sion sexing, but I can't think of anything specifically (except for Sublimation, which I linked above). That's a shame. There should be more.

I don't think this'll be a whole story; it was just a fun little diversion from the angst I've been writing recently. Glad you liked, though!

[audreyii_fic]

Glad you liked :) It was nice to write something smiley!

[sleepy_sheep683]

"Then Jake glanced down and pinched himself hard on his forearm.
Bella frowned. "You okay?"
"Sure, sure," he said breathlessly. "Just checking something."

"Then Jake glanced down and pinched himself hard on his forearm.
Bella frowned. "You okay?"
"Sure, sure," he said breathlessly. "Just checking something."

"Then Jake glanced down and pinched himself hard on his forearm.
Bella frowned. "You okay?"
"Sure, sure," he said breathlessly. "Just checking something."

"Then Jake glanced down and pinched himself hard on his forearm.
Bella frowned. "You okay?"
"Sure, sure," he said breathlessly. "Just checking something."

Best. Thing. Ever. I laughed so hard.

Then you mentioned 'Coupling' in the comments and all I can think of is Jacob being Geoff and running after that non-English speaking girl in the airport shouting 'Breasts! Breasts!' because it was the translation of a word she had told him and he thought it was her name.

*ahem* Yes. I enjoyed this. Note to self- Must write my Charlie/Abbie companion piece...

[audreyii_fic]

"She thinks I collect women's ears in a bucket." God, I love that episode.

Glad you liked ;) Where the hell is that piece? WANT.