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i_amthezeppo in attestatio_vita

Fancy Meeting You Here

Nov 27, 2009 13:45

Who: Xander and Cordelia
Where: Hope Falls' Mall
When: Sometime during the Halloween Shopping
What: The return of Xander Harris - and maybe the return of Xordy, or would it be Cander? :D
Status: CompleteMan, oh, man did he screw this up. BIG TIME. Like bigger than the usual "Xander Harris Screw Up." And he felt horrible about it. More than horrible ( Read more... )

xander harris, cordelia chase

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queen_cordette November 27 2009, 21:18:46 UTC

Shopping. She could do that. Cordelia Chase was the star shopper. So she'd gone shopping for the party that had turned out to be a hit. But while she'd been strolling through the mall she had seen far, far, way far to many things she wanted to have. And now that it was sales time... Oh yeah, she was gonna score ( ... )

i_amthezeppo December 2 2009, 18:20:59 UTC

Xander looked up from the ice cream sitting on partly the floor, and partly the girl's shoe.

He met with familiar eyes looking in shock back at him. "Cordelia!" Then he realized. "Oh, man... Cordelia." He squatted down and began to try and clean up the ice cream on her shoe. He knew how she was like when it came to shoes, especially. A girl's weakness. Also a source of a girl's fury if you drop ice cream on it. "Okay, so I got most of it out," he announced as he stood up.

He threw the used napkin and now empty cone into the nearest trash bin. "Sorry about that," he said with a sheepish grin and a quick rub of the back of his head. "Uh, so... whatcha doin' here?" he asked, lamely.

It's the mall, idiot. Why do you think your ex is here?

queen_cordette December 2 2009, 19:36:47 UTC

"My shoes! My beautiful shoes! You *idiot*!" Cordelia hissed. Xander or not, ex or not, the guy had just ruined her new shoes! She loved those shoes, she was gonna poke Buffy's eyes out with those shoes. And possibly other girls who gave a damn. And along came Xander the klutz extraordinary and ruined her shoes ( ... )

i_amthezeppo December 8 2009, 15:16:28 UTC

Xander winced as Cordelia began her screeching about her shoes. Of all people to drop ice cream on... why couldn't it be a dude? Dudes don't care about shoes and ice cream on them! Even a Buffy or a Willow or a Dawn wouldn't be giving him this much grief about ice cream and shoe colliding into a mess of ruins. Okay, Dawn might have, and Buffy would've given him an evil eye for a second...

He stood there, taking it until she allowed a moment for him to answer. He gave her a sheepish smile. What else could he do? He was hardly ever good at really stopping the force that was Cordelia, except maybe with a kiss, which so would not be the ideal at the moment - or, like, EVER.

"I still have the hatred for this place," he assured her. "But it was a last minute craving for gross, greasy mall food. And, well, it was gonna be dessert, behold my success." He was here to mope, that was the bottom line. "So, uh, how are things with you? I know you've been helping ole Wes out with the kid?"

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