"To protect this blue planet, my heart's pulse will pierce the heavens!"

"A golden seed which brought happiness among people is now starting trouble.
Please save the earth with your great power."

"New Kure Wrap
It's not Saran Wrap
New Kure Wrap is
An amazing item that can cover anything"

"Uncle, what are you looking at?"
"Women with big boobs."
"What kind of work did you do in America?"
"Ninja."

"Hydrochloric mushroom flounder goldfish
Hydrochloric mushroom flounder goldfish
TASHIRO! TASHIRO!"

"If it comes down to me, I'm the strongest, huh."

"If things were going to become like this,
I should have woken up earlier.
I shouldn't have been late.
I should have done better at deep-frying.
I shouldn't have been tackled by stupid guys.
Today was supposed to be 'Nice Day'."