On a Mission

[atok104]

Watched the World Swimming Championships with Hirakoba-kun today. He was rather helpful in explaining the different events. You know, I've never been to Kazan, Russia, but it seems nice. Particularly nice this week, in fact.

I wonder how difficult it would be to procure a gold medal...

[ooc: back from hiatus, and now in UTC -5:00!]

Comments

[highonwaves]

... Definitely not.

[zenzaitensai]

No. Other plans along those lines.

Stab me on the underside of my arm or something. I'll squeeze the cut to collect blood.

[highonwaves]

You're going to get someone else to stab you in the penis. I'm offended.

[zenzaitensai]

I'm going to stab someone else in the penis.

Unless you'd like to volunteer.

[highonwaves]

No thank you. One Zaizen-piercing per person and you already pierced my belly button.

[zenzaitensai]

Then are you good with your crabmeat minus blood?

[highonwaves]

I'm good with my crabmeat minus any additional things you may think to add to it.

[zenzaitensai]

You could always ask the Aphrodite cabin for a donation.

[highonwaves]

....... I'd sooner fly to Kazan.

[zenzaitensai]

I thought you'd never ask.

[highonwaves]

I'm not flying to Kazan.

[atok104]

Of course not. Claude is. You can nap to Kazan.

[highonwaves]

I will drown you in the lake.

[atok104]

Why??

[highonwaves]

Or maybe in the toilet.