"LJ CUT IS FOR PUSSIES" or "I NOW OWN THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS PAGE, CHAUNCE!"

[atlantik]

OK LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS I AM UPDATING AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL UP IN MY JOCK ALL WTF BRAD YOU NEVER UPDATE AND THERE IS A VOID IN MY LIFE THAT I HAVE HAD TO SUBSEQUENTLY FILL VIA MASTURBATION TO MARTHA STERWART'S 'LIVING' MAGAZINE

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[noshirtnoshoes]

i wish you posted every day.

lemon cakes are sexxxy.

[atlantik]

I WISH I COULD POST EVERY DAY TOO! but my brain is very very very small :(

Pantalons?

[daveprime]

Not only did I learning nothing from that, but you still haven't called. In my own mind I imagine people asking me where you've been. I tell them you're on a business trip. A very long business trip. I go home, take a ziplock full of your flesh out of the freezer, I fry it up with scalloped potatoes, and I feed it to your children!

::runs away weeping. fragile creature.::

[missangelique]

amazing post
i love it
i like lemon cakes....but not with strawberries on them
and thats a cute outfit
very hip

[atlantik]

awesome! i wore it yesterday in fact <3