I just took 5 double shots of red bull, chasing each down with cold coffee. And then I tried to chase that down with chipotle and facebook, neither of which helped me to forget the awful taste of red bull. Seriously, how disgusting is that stuff? I've had better tasting vomit.

It's been a while. I'm kind of amused by the fact that the first thing I saw upon logging in was an ad for Scottsdale Culinary Institute. Of all the websites one might advertise a culinary program, livejournal is definitely one of the best.

Jon: (Examining my iPod.) How have you managed to not lose this yet?
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Atena: Five bucks says the kid in the video grows up to be anorexic.
Drew: You're going to hell, you know.
Atena: Your point being?


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I've been accepted into every school and program to which I have applied (and even some that I haven't applied to?). I've been offered more scholarships and full rides than I could have ever dreamed of. I'll be attending medical school this fall. I'll be in Iran, Costa Rica, and Europe this summer. I'll have my Range Rover and (possibly) a ( Read more... )

I have a weird obsession with celebrity look-a-likes. I've never admitted this, but my calculus teacher reminds me of Ralph Fiennes. I really don't like calculus as much as most people think. But I love Ralph Fiennes. And that says a lot about my schedule this semester.

I was watching The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer last night, and Ray Suarez was doing a segment on Alan Greenspan's retirement from the Federal Reserve. He gave the best brief history of Greenspan's career that I have ever heard. It went a little something like this ( Read more... )

I am no longer jailbait. Sad. Aww, hell, it's muh birfday. I'll cheer up.
I got an iPod Video, a surprise birthday party, etc.
I bought a ticket to Philadelphia.

I, I, I

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