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[handsofasoldier]

[ It takes some time and positioning, but he finally gets the com-device to where he wants it before double-checking that he's posting to the network at large.

The video starts and others will be able to see a small, blonde man settled in a chair, brows furrowed with a hint of mild concern. ]Right, yes, hello

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[ video ]

[scopedrop]

[ Hey, Watson, look. An alien. ]

Good to know there's a doctor on board.

Looks like you've got your job cut out for you, though.

[ video ]

[handsofasoldier]

[ Oh god, what are you? John's pokeface is pretty good, though, aside from the blink of surprise and the way he unconsciously licks, then pinches his lips. ]

I've got some time.

[ Here, Garrus, have a sample of the fine art of humor in the form of drastic understatement. ]

[ video ]

[scopedrop]

[ He kind of notices, but doesn't think much of it. You seem cool, Doctor, and he laughs. Complete with strange voice reverberations around the laughing. ]

Don't we all.

I'd offer some help, but. I won't be very good at teaching anyone to be human.

[ video ]

[handsofasoldier]

[ You seem intriguing, sir. You sound like a sir, anyway. ]

You could tell me a little about yourself, if you like, particularly if you'd be interested in receiving medical attention in the future, or helping me to give medical attention to someone like you.

[ He hopes that's reassuring and not rude. ]

[statsraaden]

Hello. So there's a physician onboard.
I'm Stats. I used to be a tall ship. I have some knowledge of human biology, as well as many years of observing them, so it's not much of a challenge for me. However, I could help you help others who are not quite knowledgeable in this matter.

[handsofasoldier]

A ship? Ah. I think you've met a friend of mine.

I'd be happy to have your help, Stats. The only problem is that some may have personal issues they'd like to discuss with me, and may be embarrassed enough speaking to a doctor. I'll ask if they wouldn't mind you joining, though?

[statsraaden]

Oh, that would be Sherlock? I talked to him for a while, then I saw you two talk just before I went to the lift, so I would think it's him.

Oh, it would be great.

[handsofasoldier]

That's right. He didn't say what you talked about, but he told me there was a ship aboard the ship.

[ Inshiption, or possibly Pimp My Ship. ]

I'll ask.

[ Video ]

[handsofasoldier]

Not at all. You're entitled to know my qualifications.

The year is 2010 where I'm from.

I was awarded my Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery from Saint Bartholomew's in London, 1995, after six years of being trained in clinical, medical, and surgical techniques.

I was an army doctor for near on fourteen years, so I've had experience in emergency field surgery as well.

Recently I was working in a clinic in London, mostly dealing with general diagnosis and treatment.

[ Voice ]

[handsofasoldier]

Ah, short answer, yes, to wounds. I'm not a plastic surgeon, though, so the closest I've done is grafts for burns. Salvaging is what I try to do - I've no experience with, um, presentation, as it were.

[video]

[constructum]

[ a look of obvious curiosity is spread across her face, as she just sits and looks into the screen a moment, before finally speaking slightly eager: ] General practitioner - from Earth?

[video]

[handsofasoldier]

Thereabouts. [ Little smile. ] London, in fact.

[video]

[constructum]

[ a faint smile, nodding slightly in understanding. she is still curious though. ] You come across many people that were previously something other then human yet?

[video]

[handsofasoldier]

I've come across several robots and a ship, actually. Made breakfast for three of them, making lunch for the fourth.

Something I can help you with?

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[in_three]

[John Watson? shut the front door. have a bright eyed captain peering at you, good sir.]

It's good to know we have some medical personnel around here.

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[handsofasoldier]

[ Hello, you look like a bright, young thing. ]

That's what everyone keeps telling me. I really hope I'm not the only one.

[ This is the stunted smile of 'trying not to worry'. ]

Is there anything I can do for you?

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[in_three]

Nah. Compared to what I just went through, this is cake.

You said you had twenty years experience? Have you checked out medbay yet?

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[handsofasoldier]

[ An arch of brows. Is that so? ]

I had a look the first day. Been sort of getting settled in since then. Most of the technology is... beyond my time, I believe.