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hauntedbymemory in ataraxion

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Dec 08, 2011 17:26

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown ( Read more... )

c: james t. kirk (xi), shadow the hedgehog, c: isabella swan, c: spock (xi), c: the signless, c: corazon, c: megamind, c: zouichi kanoe | au, c: eridan ampora

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[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 8 2011, 06:28:31 UTC

[Complete deadpan.]

Aren't you a fuckin' badbass.

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 08:42:08 UTC

[...

RAUCOUS LAUGHTER.]

Sure you are, buddy!

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 08:43:32 UTC

Believe what you will. The humans certainly laughed before I destroyed half of their moon.

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 08:49:06 UTC

Big fuckin' deal.

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 08:51:10 UTC

Then tell me your achievements. Run faster than the speed of sound or saved a planet from a crashing space colony lately?

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 08:56:56 UTC

[His guilt is quickly outweighed by his need for competition.]

I destroyed a wwhole fuckin' race wwith one shot.

Plus, turned a friend into a rainboww drinker, killed my ex-moirail's fuckin' stupid matesprit, an' killed countless'a other trolls an' fed their lususes to a gigantic sea creature.

[.....oh. Now he feels guilty again.]

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 08:59:27 UTC

[He's silent for a minute.]

So you're a murderer.

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 09:04:41 UTC

[...
...]

...I guess so.

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 09:08:29 UTC

You don't kill thousands and simply say 'I guess so'.

I murdered in my quest for revenge, but I'm atoning for those deaths. I'm not afraid to admit that I killed people.

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 09:16:47 UTC

[Man this went from boasting bitchfests into being really depressed, really fast.]

Wwell, I got one up on you there. [He sounds suddenly irate.] It's called a chainsaww, an' I got real fuckin' close an' personal wwith it! So you knoww wwhat, I fuckin' wwin at this game. You're a shitty fuckin' person but I'm wworse, an' fuck you an' your crazy fuckin' ramblin' about chaos an' shit!

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 09:22:54 UTC

I pity you.

You don't feel one inch of remorse for your actions.

[voice] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 09:24:49 UTC

[WHOA. WHAT.]

Wwhat.

[voice] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 09:26:24 UTC

You had better hope we don't cross paths.

[CLICK. END CONVO.]

[no comment] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 09:29:51 UTC

[..............

What the fuck just happened here.]

[also no comment] hauntedbymemory December 9 2011, 09:31:27 UTC

[Shadow has no idea he just hit on a troll]

[triple no comment combo!] uncodlyawwesome December 9 2011, 09:35:52 UTC

[He'll probably find out the hard way, eventually.]

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