Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown
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[His guilt is quickly outweighed by his need for competition.]
I destroyed a wwhole fuckin' race wwith one shot.
Plus, turned a friend into a rainboww drinker, killed my ex-moirail's fuckin' stupid matesprit, an' killed countless'a other trolls an' fed their lususes to a gigantic sea creature.
[Man this went from boasting bitchfests into being really depressed, really fast.]
Wwell, I got one up on you there. [He sounds suddenly irate.] It's called a chainsaww, an' I got real fuckin' close an' personal wwith it! So you knoww wwhat, I fuckin' wwin at this game. You're a shitty fuckin' person but I'm wworse, an' fuck you an' your crazy fuckin' ramblin' about chaos an' shit!
Aren't you a fuckin' badbass.
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RAUCOUS LAUGHTER.]
Sure you are, buddy!
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I destroyed a wwhole fuckin' race wwith one shot.
Plus, turned a friend into a rainboww drinker, killed my ex-moirail's fuckin' stupid matesprit, an' killed countless'a other trolls an' fed their lususes to a gigantic sea creature.
[.....oh. Now he feels guilty again.]
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So you're a murderer.
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...I guess so.
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I murdered in my quest for revenge, but I'm atoning for those deaths. I'm not afraid to admit that I killed people.
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Wwell, I got one up on you there. [He sounds suddenly irate.] It's called a chainsaww, an' I got real fuckin' close an' personal wwith it! So you knoww wwhat, I fuckin' wwin at this game. You're a shitty fuckin' person but I'm wworse, an' fuck you an' your crazy fuckin' ramblin' about chaos an' shit!
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You don't feel one inch of remorse for your actions.
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Wwhat.
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[CLICK. END CONVO.]
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What the fuck just happened here.]
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