[voice]

[hauntedbymemory]

Any G.U.N units out there, this is Agent Shadow. I've been brought aboard a spacecraft known as the Tranquility through unknown measures. Situation and hostility currently unknown

Comments

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

[Complete deadpan.]

Aren't you a fuckin' badbass.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory]

[Also completely deadpan.]

Only a fool would have trouble understanding a simple statement.

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Oh, I understood it. Looks like it boils dowwn to, "I'm a fuckin' jerkoff wwho thinks he can threaten anyone he wwants."

Guess wwhat, you're not threatenin' me. Perhaps let me livve? Wwhat a fuckin' load. An' anywway, just a quick look at all these wwrigglers screamin' for their friends or wwhatevver wwould havve told you none'a us knoww anythin' right noww. So stop wwastin' my time by actin' like you're some kinda big shark in a lil' aquarium.

[voice]

[hauntedbymemory]

Maybe you should stop squawking like an imbecile and realize I care little about your opinion.

voice;

[of_two]

-Your relocation has affected your physical form?

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

[The reply is short and curt.]

Yes.

voice;

[of_two]

[ he's unperturbed by the tone. if anything, spock finds it efficient. ]

May I inquire as to your natural form?

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

[At least someone around here does.]

My natural form is that of a hedgehog.

[zouichi]

You sound like a charmer. How are you planning to hurt people now that you've 'turned human'?

[hauntedbymemory]

I still retain some of the power I had in my original form.

[zouichi]

Oh, of course. Well, Agent Shadow, if you try and hurt any innocent people, don't expect to run around unopposed.

[hauntedbymemory]

I'd be disappointed if nobody bothered to put up a fight.

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[umuh]

"Turning me human"?

text

[hauntedbymemory]

How people fail to understand basic language I'll never know.

text

[umuh]

It's usually a pretty good sign that you're failing to communicate if people aren't understanding what you say. Like saying you've been "turned human." What's that even supposed to really mean?

text

[hauntedbymemory]

Simply put it means I was not human before I arrived on this ship.

voice;

[harvestsol]

[ The intimidation is not appreciated. ]

You catch more flies with honey, you know.

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

[Intimidation is necessary he's sorry to say.]

You also attract more information with threats. Humans are easily scared.

voice;

[harvestsol]

[ She is the least impressed. ]

Have you ever attempted the other way?

voice;

[hauntedbymemory]

Yes. It gave mixed results.