Dec 12, 2011 12:09
[There's a brilliantly colored parrot on the comms, staring at the screen. After a moment, he tilts his head to the side and chirps. Then beeps. Then makes a sound that probably no one will recognize as the sound of an Eldar chainsword purring to life.]
Hey, lady. Hey, lady. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Do you like space?
c: clive dove,
zouichi kanoe | au,
c: wheatley,
c: connor temple,
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Your parrot is having fun with the network.
Just to warn you about it's current activities.
SH
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how'd that happen?
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All right?
Also, you just beeped. Not a parrot expert, but I'm willing to bet that's not normal.
I'm talking to a parrot. That's definitely not normal.
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I'm the greatest wunderkind! Pew! Pew!
[Now he is making laser gun noises. Huh.]
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you need to hear this stuff before you can repeat it?
And if so-where've you been hearing lasers?
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It seems he's standing on a cloth of some sort -- no, it's the corner of a sheet, one that looks rather like the kind of drab blanket that would cover a bed in the Passengers' Quarters.]
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Has Zouichi run off somewhere, or are you only being a bad bird?
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Bad bird?
[Oh, now he's sulking. There's a voice from off-screen.]
Who's a bad bird?
[Now that was definitely Zouichi's voice.]
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Alan. Space.
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What's this? Oh, hello. Did Alan manage to call out on this thing, or is it on the open network?
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BIRD ON THE NETWORK
SPACE CORE BIRD ON THE NETWORK
IS NOTHING SACRED]
( ... )
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Alan hides his head under his wing for a moment, then appears!]
Space! Dad! I'm in space!
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DISAPPEARING OUT OF THE FEED NOW]
No one's here! A-absolutely nothing to see.
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Alan 'hides' again.]
Where did that come from?
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