Bloody glad that I won't be going on the little outing in the park this weekend. I've better things to do, such as relax. Though I will certainly be here should anyone need my assistance. Facts as dodgy as they are, you all just might
As one of the few sane members of this organisation left (I had such high hopes for you, Remus), it is my duty to remind the boys that safe sex counts.
And I'm owling you with something that is highly important, so DON'T get it covered in chocolate, tea, or whipped cream!