004 - [Accidental Voice Post]

[asymmetriphobic]

[The device turns on with a clunk and there is soft, pitiful sobbing in the background. Kid is having a panic attack in the bathroom about what happened over the weekend.]

I-I-I can't believe... asymmetry was... okay?

N-n-no, never okay... do not want to be here!

It's so bad... no symmetry... no nothing... no...Felt so empty and

Comments

[notpanties]

Uh-oh..

Hey, are you--well, this is dumb to ask, but--are you alright?!

[asymmetriphobic]

[He's sniffling and spluttering and trying to calm down.]

I-I'm...

[He wails. His fist hits the side of the toilet bowl in a repetitive fashion, as his voice muffles slightly.]

I am a horrible person! Horrible, horrible! Let me die!

[notpanties]

Re-lax. I think your style is fashionable, if it helps. It's a neat, edgy look!

Plus, being dead here is only temporary, so it's kind of lame to go off and die. Right?

[asymmetriphobic]

[He only cries harder.]

[skybound_love]

Look, it's really not that bad.

[asymmetriphobic]

So awful, so awful, I'm so awful...

do not want to be here!

[He cries some more.]

[skybound_love]

No one WANTS to be here, kid. It's just how things are. Man up and accept that.

[asymmetriphobic]

[He's still crying.]

B-b-but, it's so... so disgusting... nothing's right, it's so... I can't deal with this, I just want to die...

[choosewhich]

Symmetry~?

[asymmetriphobic]

Yes.

[choosewhich]

A fan of it, are you~?

[asymmetriphobic]

I am...

[nummeh_souls]

[Soul is about to knock on outside of the bathroom door, but he changes his mind right before his knuckles are about to hit.]

... On second thought, I... uh... I think I'll let you have your moment.

I'm still out here if you need anything though, so don't go dying on me or anything.

[asymmetriphobic]

[Lucky for Soul, Kid didn't hear him. He manages to stay in there for a little before rushing out to see Johnny's sword.]

[nummeh_souls]

[More like unlucky, unless he wanted to successfully dodge any future wailing over symmetry and a messed up jacket. Again.]

Ah-?!

[What was lucky was the fact that Soul decided not to stay too close to the bathroom door. Otherwise, it would have managed to smack him dead in the face once Kid decided to rush out.]

Oi, Kid? Where are you going...!?

[He watched for a few dazed seconds, muttered a curse, and then bolted after him.]

[asymmetriphobic]

[Kid stays right outside the door, standing in front of Johnny and holding a deadly weapon, admiring its beauty and making lots of odd choking squeakish noises at how amazingly symmetrical it is. (ooc: ref)]

[onceahuman]

You're not a pig-like whatever...

Stop that.

[asymmetriphobic]

B-b-but I am...

[onceahuman]

No you're not.

[asymmetriphobic]

[He ran off seeking perfect symmetry and neglects returning to the communicator for a long while.]