004 - [Accidental Voice Post]

[asymmetriphobic]

[The device turns on with a clunk and there is soft, pitiful sobbing in the background. Kid is having a panic attack in the bathroom about what happened over the weekend.]

I-I-I can't believe... asymmetry was... okay?

N-n-no, never okay... do not want to be here!

It's so bad... no symmetry... no nothing... no...Felt so empty and

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[notpanties]

Uh-oh..

Hey, are you--well, this is dumb to ask, but--are you alright?!

[asymmetriphobic]

[He's sniffling and spluttering and trying to calm down.]

I-I'm...

[He wails. His fist hits the side of the toilet bowl in a repetitive fashion, as his voice muffles slightly.]

I am a horrible person! Horrible, horrible! Let me die!

[notpanties]

Re-lax. I think your style is fashionable, if it helps. It's a neat, edgy look!

Plus, being dead here is only temporary, so it's kind of lame to go off and die. Right?

[asymmetriphobic]

[He only cries harder.]

FFF Bulma = worst cheerleader ever.

[notpanties]

Oh, geeze. Are you kidding me?!

Crying about it isn't going to change anything! Stop being a baby and get up, go out--do something! Rearrange your apartment, draw parallel lines in the sand! Tears don't come out symmetrically, so stop crying and man up!

[asymmetriphobic]

[He's silent for a moment, before sniffling.]

D-do... something...

I can't rearrange the apartment... they'd kill me... my... asymmetrical tears...

[It fails. He's crying again, more pathetically this time.]

I'm a trash-like object, I deserve to be thrown out and rot! I can't create the symmetry in such an awful place, I should just die!

[notpanties]

[an exasperated sigh. She's not used to trying to help people, and she's ready to find Kid and shake him.]

I've created symmetry here. It's not that hard.

[asymmetriphobic]

[Kid hushes for a second, sniffling again.]

Y-you... you have? How?

[notpanties]

I'm a genius. I've built perfectly shaped generators, helped remodel a motorcycle, and drawn out blueprints--all of which require calculations, formulas, and symmetry.

If you want to take a look, you can stop by the auto shop on Gohl. It's not that hard to create - all you have to do is figure out how.

[asymmetriphobic]

Sounds... it sounds so beautiful...

I... I don't know how I can go about... doing so here...

[notpanties]

It is!

Anyway, I can help you out, if you want. Just don't go crying like that anymore, okay?

[asymmetriphobic]

I-I'll try...

O-okay! T-this world... it must become symmetrical and beautiful...