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[edgeofthecoin]

I think we can safely assume that the salad turns one into a blithering idiot.

Any other side effects worthy of note? I'm making a new list so as to avoid  being subjected to any further stupidity.

Comments

[death_by_konami]

Don't be a cunt.

[edgeofthecoin]

Ah, mister Valentine. How was your muffin and grape...stuff.

[death_by_konami]

It was very good, thank you. GRAPE JELLY, MOFUCKYA.

[edgeofthecoin]

Glad to hear it. I'm afraid I've never encountered fruit-flavored jelly. Mostly just the eyeball sort. Are they very similar, do you think?

[imthefavorite]

I think someone said it was the spinach salad specifically. I had one of the regular salads uh...yesterday? Before I went to bed, anyway. It didn't do anything.

[rufuself]

I've eaten the tomato soup and the mashed potatoes without ill effect. Germany said the chicken soup tastes different but doesn't make one sick, and apparently the coffee and tea are still all right, which is to say mediocre.

But a muffin with grape jelly sounds lovely.

[sniper_smooches]

fruit cups are safe. salad does what?

[naotofuyumine]

Why would a salad... Was it drugged?