Eighth glyph

[edgeofthecoin]

I think we can safely assume that the salad turns one into a blithering idiot.

Any other side effects worthy of note? I'm making a new list so as to avoid  being subjected to any further stupidity.

Comments

[death_by_konami]

Don't be a cunt.

[edgeofthecoin]

Ah, mister Valentine. How was your muffin and grape...stuff.

[death_by_konami]

It was very good, thank you. GRAPE JELLY, MOFUCKYA.

[edgeofthecoin]

Glad to hear it. I'm afraid I've never encountered fruit-flavored jelly. Mostly just the eyeball sort. Are they very similar, do you think?

[death_by_konami]

NOPE.

That shit's no good on English muffins.