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edgeofthecoin in asylumproject

First Glyph

Jan 08, 2009 16:56

what is rthis madbness?must be wtchcraft. buttonns far too small

kain uf thid is your idea of a joke i will majke boot laces with your entraildes

raziel

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nicotine_patch January 8 2009, 23:10:45 UTC

Another alium? SHIT CALL THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

edgeofthecoin January 8 2009, 23:19:27 UTC

pardon me but another what? have you discovered something ?

nicotine_patch January 8 2009, 23:21:11 UTC

What are youuuu.

edgeofthecoin January 8 2009, 23:23:00 UTC

a wraith the last time i knew

what are you? how are you speking to me

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homuncuprince January 8 2009, 23:14:42 UTC

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nicotine_patch January 8 2009, 23:20:50 UTC

Go for it.

homuncuprince January 8 2009, 23:36:48 UTC

Approval is always nice.

nicotine_patch January 8 2009, 23:38:31 UTC

Consider this your one chance to use every fat joke you know.

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rufuself January 8 2009, 23:33:46 UTC

Alas, it's no joke. Welcome to the Asylum, where apparently only the doctors (and maybe a few inmates) are actually crazy.

edgeofthecoin January 8 2009, 23:57:47 UTC

the warm welcome is appreciated. excuse my lax skills with operating the equipment provided me. it is most a most unusual apparatus...

i believe i have had the misfortune of encountering one of the mentally damaged individuals already.

turian_honor January 8 2009, 23:51:29 UTC

This is an asylum--no joke, unfortunately. Try... typing slower. It helps. We have no idea how or why we showed up here, but we're working on an escape plan. It's slow going.

You need to stay away from the elevators, the plant in the garden, and watch what you eat.

If you have any further questions, ask, and I'll answer as best I can.

... "talons"?

edgeofthecoin January 8 2009, 23:55:45 UTC

asylum? then i was right. typing slower seems to have helped, thank you.

i

what are these elevators? i will assume the plant is fairly obvious.

i doubt i can ingest anything here.

yes.

turian_honor January 8 2009, 23:58:09 UTC

Helped a crewmate of mine a while back too.

They're... machines. Meant to move people up and down floors. But these aren't safe. Use the stairs instead.

You can't ing... This is going to sound strange, but... are you... turian?

edgeofthecoin January 9 2009, 00:02:51 UTC

Another inmate was kind enough to instruct me in the use of a "shift" key. It seems to have solved many of the difficulties I was having.

I understand. Stairs I can do.

Turian? I am a Wraith.

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