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[edgeofthecoin]

what is rthis madbness?must be wtchcraft. buttonns far too small

kain uf thid is your idea of  a joke i will majke boot laces with your entraildes

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[nicotine_patch]

Another alium? SHIT CALL THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

[edgeofthecoin]

pardon me but another what? have you discovered something ?

[nicotine_patch]

What are youuuu.

[edgeofthecoin]

a wraith the last time i knew

what are you? how are you speking to me

[nicotine_patch]

What the hell is a wraith.

I'm a forest sprite. I'm on another computer.

[edgeofthecoin]

its what happens when one dies a violent death

what is a computer?

[nicotine_patch]

I thought that was arterial sprays.

It's a magic box with naked ladies in it.

[edgeofthecoin]

probably depends on the means of ones demise

mine seems to be missing those and came with something far less attractive

[nicotine_patch]

So you're like a zombie?

You calling me ugly.

[edgeofthecoin]

I...no. Not quite. A physical manifestation of energy, I think.

I do not believe I am in any position to call anyone that, under the circumstances. Then again, I seem to look much more alive than I have in some time.

You look fairly normal to me, though.

[nicotine_patch]

How's that work out for you?

What circumstances are those? Alive? NO HABLA YOUR SPEAK-AY, MAN, GO SLOWER.

D'aww you.

[edgeofthecoin]

Decently. Makes getting around easier.

That until just a while ago, I was a Wraith. I...don't know how to explain it. I look like I did before my execution, during my days as a lieutenant.

[nicotine_patch]

Can you go through walls and shit?

Why were you executed.

[edgeofthecoin]

Yes. But not in the Material plane, and I do not know if the Spectral plane exists in this place...it does not appear to, though. That could be bothersome.

For my transgression. I surpassed him, and so he punished me. Really, though, it was because he was aware of the role I had to play. Still was unpleasant. Could have bloody well warned me.

[nicotine_patch]

Okay so. Spectral plane = heaven? Or something? And ET CAN'T PHONE HOME? You might wanna talk to the angel. I mean. Book seller dude. Wink wink hush hush.

Politics are for cockmongers.

[edgeofthecoin]

Heaven? I do not believe it is nearly so pleasant. It is the realm alongside the material one in which souls stagnate. It is...almost the same. But twisted. What is a phone?

I...might have to agree. I would have to add that destiny is also for these mongers of cocks, then.