Ficlet #5, Featuring The Doctor And A Bunch Of Futurama Characters
This one is for jhall1, who asked for "The Doctor meets the Futurama crew."
Title: Five Times the Doctor Encountered a Planet Express Employee
Fandoms: Futurama/Doctor Who
Characters: Leela, Fry, Bender, Hermes, Professor Farnsworth, a random Dalek, and various (mostly unidentified) Doctors
Rating/Warings: G, none
Length: ~275 words
Five Times the Doctor Encountered a Planet Express Employee
Turanga Leela gave the Doctor an annoyed look as he signed the delivery receipt. "You're a hard person to find," she said. "I just hope that whatever this dusty old rock is, is worth it." She looked over at the rock in question. It looked like a broken-off piece of some ancient stone monument, covered with strange, weathered symbols. "What does that inscription say, anyway?"
The Doctor peered at it. "It says... 'Hello, Sweetie.'"
Leela smiled. "Awww!" she said. "That's so romantic!"
**
The Doctor shook his head, compassion and disgust mingling in his eyes. "You, Philip J. Fry, are wrong. An anomaly. You're a thing that should not exist."
"I told you, it wasn't my fault! I didn't know she was my grandmother!"
**
Bender sidled up to the Dalek. "Hey, there. Wanna kill all humans?"
"YES," it said. "ALL HUMANS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!"
"Cool," said Bender. Then he stole its plunger and its eyepiece, and legged it.
**
The Doctor burst into the console room -- which was now located between the conservatory and the craft room, neither of which he had seen in centuries -- and gave Hermes a horrified look. "You alphabetized my TARDIS! How do you alphabetize a TARDIS?!"
"It was easy!" said Hermes, his fingers dancing over the controls for the TARDIS' filing system. He grinned. "I also added a limbo room!"
**
"But I don't understand why you're here," said the Professor. "I'm not some crazed megalomaniac bent on global destruction! I'm just an ordinary mad scientist with a perfectly ordinary army of atomic mutants."
The Doctor pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.
Title: Five Times the Doctor Encountered a Planet Express Employee
Fandoms: Futurama/Doctor Who
Characters: Leela, Fry, Bender, Hermes, Professor Farnsworth, a random Dalek, and various (mostly unidentified) Doctors
Rating/Warings: G, none
Length: ~275 words
Five Times the Doctor Encountered a Planet Express Employee
Turanga Leela gave the Doctor an annoyed look as he signed the delivery receipt. "You're a hard person to find," she said. "I just hope that whatever this dusty old rock is, is worth it." She looked over at the rock in question. It looked like a broken-off piece of some ancient stone monument, covered with strange, weathered symbols. "What does that inscription say, anyway?"
The Doctor peered at it. "It says... 'Hello, Sweetie.'"
Leela smiled. "Awww!" she said. "That's so romantic!"
**
The Doctor shook his head, compassion and disgust mingling in his eyes. "You, Philip J. Fry, are wrong. An anomaly. You're a thing that should not exist."
"I told you, it wasn't my fault! I didn't know she was my grandmother!"
**
Bender sidled up to the Dalek. "Hey, there. Wanna kill all humans?"
"YES," it said. "ALL HUMANS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!"
"Cool," said Bender. Then he stole its plunger and its eyepiece, and legged it.
**
The Doctor burst into the console room -- which was now located between the conservatory and the craft room, neither of which he had seen in centuries -- and gave Hermes a horrified look. "You alphabetized my TARDIS! How do you alphabetize a TARDIS?!"
"It was easy!" said Hermes, his fingers dancing over the controls for the TARDIS' filing system. He grinned. "I also added a limbo room!"
**
"But I don't understand why you're here," said the Professor. "I'm not some crazed megalomaniac bent on global destruction! I'm just an ordinary mad scientist with a perfectly ordinary army of atomic mutants."
The Doctor pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.