Sheez. Why am I gettin' made out t'look like some clumsy fool? I got more tact then that. Well, maybe not TAT but SKILLS. Thievin' ain't easy. Ya gotta have a soft touch.

An'.. I kin be girly sometimes too. I jus' done like anyone t'advertise it. Afterall, I kin cook up a storm when I wanna.

Aw nevermind. This is crampin' my style.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

y'know it's gotta have been a good night if it still hurts t'day after t'day after.

ugh. don't feel so good today ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulastralamulet goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as mobster.arcanecleric gives you 15 teal raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.blitzprince tricks you! You lose 9 pieces of candy!bloodcleric gives you 9 pink watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.gunaddiction gives you 19 red-orange orange-flavoured pieces of chewing ( Read more... )

Guess someone took care'a that stinkbird. Caused a commotion, I guess. There was a sword fight or somethin' that I saw but I didn't think it was that interestin' so I hightailed it ( Read more... )

Oi! How in bloody hell did I miss that spectacle of a clown? Woulda been entertainin' and 'ere I was sittin' in this room like a bloody idoit ( Read more... )

So what am I supposed to say? Somethin' like "thank ya for the esteeeeemed honor of lettin' me attend your University. I look forward to-- blah blah blah, suck suck suck."That probably sums it up, don't it ( Read more... )