Expo-nentially Fraudulent - A Day at the Psychic's Expo (Ramada Hotel Edition)

[astfgl]

You know, I guess I had this fancy notion in my head that all psychics are like the ones in Carnivale: cryptic, clever, and actually talented. Turns out that the majority of them (in addition to being obese women) are total frauds. I mean, I could stick to just pointing out that $95 for a tarot reading is highway robbery, but listening to some of

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[standpatter]

hey, if you start to do tarot readings, then I had to come along and pretend to be the comatose mystic that can read minds. You can put a veil over my face but I will try to send you mental images of violent lesbian sex.

[astfgl]

you'd best watch your tongue, momma. i'm not in a very forgiving mood.