I do:

Candy:

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Meat (the most fucked up one):

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(Soviet-era) We want your eggs:

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Juice:

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Beer (or women dancing in the desert, it's a tough one):

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Or maybe I'll just update you now.

Google Image Search has come through for me again. These are famous people who bear the surname "Whitfield." For the reader's convenience, I've arranged them in suitable categories.

British Women


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I never went to Disneyland as a kid. I bet if my parents had known it was only $600 per night, I would have had the time of my life. Just like those kids on TV.

Instead, my parents took me to Penetanguishine to see the mental asylum.

Well, as of yesterday at roughly 5:30 pm, I am no longer gainfully employed as a riding trail guide. It's funny, because I remember hearing about the job, and thinking two things: 1) I grew up on a farm, so I could probably do that job! and 2) I really miss working with horses and other animals! Fast forward to my first day on the job, and my ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I did something I've never done before. Walking along Davenport Ave, I passed right by the east side of Conestoga Mall. Previously, I had only ever driven along that route. Indeed, I'd never walked near Conestoga Mall ever. As mundane as it seems, and it seems very mundane, it triggered a realization in me that felt very profound. I've ( Read more... )

In light of recent events, today's spiral into self-criticism and analysis has been pre-empted for a childhood memory! Please stay tuned.

Have you even seen the Breakfast Club? You know, a bunch of high school students, each from a different clique (the nerd, the jock, the pretty girl, the bad boy, the weird girl) are forced to spend a day’s ( Read more... )

APPEARANCE
2 a : a sense impression or aspect of a thing
b : the world of sensible phenomena

and

REALITY
2 b : something that is neither derivative nor dependent but exists necessarily

At times, this whole "philosophy" thing becomes rather worrisome.  Harking back, I can remember a time when the most pressing concerns I had were how many " ( Read more... )

Monotone
1 : a succession of syllables, words, or sentences in one unvaried key or pitch
2 : a single unvaried musical tone
3 : a tedious sameness or reiteration
4 : a person unable to produce or to distinguish between musical intervals

Ruts are a funny thing. You never really know that you're in one until you can't get out. Back on the farm, we had a ( Read more... )

Man, you know it's going to be a good day when you wake up with a stomach full of knots and some nausea that just won't go away. But I got up early today and did some studying, at least until I saw the new issue of Maclean's. I'm so pathetic. I did learn about embedded advertising, even though it's kind of self-explanatory and really just provided ( Read more... )

You know, I guess I had this fancy notion in my head that all psychics are like the ones in Carnivale: cryptic, clever, and actually talented. Turns out that the majority of them (in addition to being obese women) are total frauds. I mean, I could stick to just pointing out that $95 for a tarot reading is highway robbery, but listening to some of ( Read more... )