watchers scoff at gravity

[assuringlynerdy]

Today is awesome because my brother just tried to use his suspension as a way to prove he's more responsible than me. He was all 'I emptied the dishwasher while I was on my three day suspension without being asked' and I was all 'AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE TOTALLY MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN I AM YOU JERKWAD.' MY BROTHER'S MAD PROVING-A-POINT SKILLZ, LET ME

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[kay_bird]

I am in love with this poem. It is made of epic, epic win. xD

[assuringlynerdy]

DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS.