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[trixiefirecat]

dear assticuffs:

i have a question about one of your interests: pants.

what do you make of this poetry i found online:

Ode to White PantsO! Sing of the pants of the palest shade

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[fisticuffs]

dear ms. fc,

funny you should mention the white pants as I just heard a hilarious story from a friend of mine in LA about a crazy white bitch with a fat ass wandering around the neighborhood in some of those white pants. This crazy white bitch was wearing nothing underneath them and the whole neighborhood saw all of her things she should be keeping under wraps. Now assticuffs is no prude, but some things should be left to the imagination. I lost interest in Tara Reid once she stood on the red carpet with her boob dangling for all to see. Boobs are special. and private. just like cooters.

personally, i can't wear white pants, because I'm a slob. Besides, I give off enough ideas. Wearing white could complicate matters.

Sincerely,
julie's ass

P.S. - I apologize for being a bit off my game, but julie's been "working (me) off" (those are her words) lately and I'm feeling a bit woozy and not quite myself.

[trixiefirecat]

so... you think i should go with the off-white, then?

[fisticuffs]

definitely off-white. white is just too blinding and you don't want your ideas being lost in the glow now do you?