dear assticuffs:

i have a question about one of your interests: pants.

what do you make of this poetry i found online:

Ode to White PantsO! Sing of the pants of the palest shade ( Read more... )

dear Julie's Ass,

Last month I Met A Girl. Her ass gave me ideas; now I am thinking of moving 2 California.

What's California like?

love,

Journal W.K.
Rockville

Dear Julie's Ass ( Read more... )

Dear Julie's Ass,

Are you available for corporate motivational seminars?

Sincerely,
Aaron Switchblade
Ballard, USA

As a big fan of asses I must let you know that I'm thrilled to know that this place exists.

Do all of our questions have to be about your ass?