*Sitting underneath one of the oak trees in front of the school with a guitar, playing cliché love songs to herself*

*Whips out cell phone to text Deidara*

We should totally hold a party to destroy the school soon. I'm getting bored here.
Or are you already planning something?

*Continues to play, if only she could sing*

//No I'm not dead. My internet ( Read more... )

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AT SCHOOL

Well, accept to Kiba, who is currently taped to a wall wearing a neglige and rainbow colored condoms.

BUT ASIDE FROM THAT THIS PLACE IS DEAD.

*Pulls up a pick-up truck in front of the school building, jumps out of it and walks into the school like nothing happened*

If anyone asks, the car was a gift from my dad >___<

//Since this is obviously a lie, here's the real story.
Tenten was left behind at summer camp and missed the bus because she was sleeping in. So she had to hitch a ride home.
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*Crawls out of her tent and looks around*

Wait a minute....

WHERE DID EVERYONE GO!?

//Because at least one of us was doomed to get left behind

*setting up her tent by the lake because Hana and Deidara ARE TO LOUD TO BE IN ONE CABIN WITH ( Read more... )

*back from Hawaii (thanks for the tip Sasori-san)*

Wait, what happened?
//Sorry guys, finals kept me busy. Summer vacation now!
Why the fuck did I have to miss all the good stuff!? T___T

Meet up at my place to get ready for this Summer Gala thing. 
Even though most of us don't have dates we can still look goddamn beautiful.
Who needs a man anyway? *Tenten's sudden dislike for men is all Hana's and Tsunade's fault*

//Who's going to start the Summer Gala anyway?

*massive hangover from drinking with Hana, she should either stop drinking or get used to it*

*decides to text Hana*

Hana,

Sorry I passed out last night, did you manage to call Deidara?

TenTen

//Pfff... I had to leave so just pretend she passed out and someone dragged her home or something.

Uhm... yeah.

So, everyone knows about Sakura's Summer Gala right?

Well it's supposed to be on the 10th and, uhm.. I think, uhm.

I think I need a date
*blushes like mad for some reason*

//Because you can't go to a summer gala without a date ^^

My parents are making me get a job over the summer vacation.

A JOB!

Do you know what that means? Getting up early and missing out on all the delicious doing nothing all summer.
This might be a good time to move out with my parents >__<
But because I can't afford my own place, does anyone have any idea what kind of job I should get? Or better yet, a ( Read more... )