Sep 09, 2009 19:07
*Pulls up a pick-up truck in front of the school building, jumps out of it and walks into the school like nothing happened*
If anyone asks, the car was a gift from my dad >___<
//Since this is obviously a lie, here's the real story.
Tenten was left behind at summer camp and missed the bus because she was sleeping in. So she had to hitch a ride home.
First ride she got was from a gang of old ladies who where going to some bingo tournament Tsunade's friends? but they only took her halfway. Second ride was from some fat, pedo guy (probably a serial raper/killer as well) with a really nice pick-up truck. Unfortunately he tried to hit on her. Tenten was not amused and may have stabbed the man, threw him out and stole his car. Guy wasn't seriously injured, but he can't walk anymore. And he probably won't hit on helpless little girls anymore *grins*
There may be some blood left in the car wich she will need to get out later. If the cops ask, she knows nothing.
Why do I spend time on stuff like this?
The moral: DON'T HITCH A RIDE FROM CREEPY OLD DUDES UNLESS YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS ON YOU AND CAN DRIVE A CAR
hitching a ride,
wtf,
tenten goes "rawr",
camp shenanigans,
pick-up truck