the basement smells like beans

and there are people singing about jesus down the hall

both of these things are aggravating

i hope they're related. like, maybe the kitchen staff hates the singing too, so they're preparing to pour beans on the singers when they're reaching some critical verse.

PORK

dear jesus,

make it stop raining

kisses,

doc fingers

In the famous words of Douglas Adams, via Marvin the robot:

"Life. Don't talk to me about Life."

Yay for greenbush bakery
Yay for boss-supplied baked goods
BOO FOR FREAKING SPRINKLES
Yay for the Hebrew hammer
Yay for Jim Edmonds, the Brewer
BOO FOR JIM EDMONDS, THE HUMAN BEING
I bet he likes sprinkles, that flamer

It is Opening Day and everyone is a contender!

just hit 2 a lot.

when i answer you'll know you have hit 2 enough.