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[assfingers]

Yay for greenbush bakery
Yay for boss-supplied baked goods
BOO FOR FREAKING SPRINKLES
Yay for the Hebrew hammer
Yay for Jim Edmonds, the Brewer
BOO FOR JIM EDMONDS, THE HUMAN BEING
I bet he likes sprinkles, that flamer

Comments

[tener_duende]

I believe they're called "jimmies"

[assfingers]

I'll jimmy you.

C'mere.

[tener_duende]

Would that use of the term "jimmy" be a derivation from Jimmy Edmonds?

[assfingers]

Just you wait and see, young man.

[abmann]

Yay Friday?

[assfingers]

We'll see about all that.

[abmann]

[assfingers]

i dare you to put a mustache on the sweet, sweet pig. I DARE YOU.

[assfingers]

phhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

[nathan_lounge]

I can only assume that "Hebrew hammer" is slang for some kind of gay porn star. I'm confused about your stance on gay pornography upon further reading of this entry.

[assfingers]

this should make everything super clear:

[nathan_lounge]

I'm confused. What does Spring Break! have to do with anything?

[madolan]

I thought you meant The Hebrew Hammer, 2003 Blaxploitation/private eye sendup starring an Orthodox Jewish hero. It was hilarious. Though the abs on that baseball player are probably also good for 85 minutes' worth of entertainment. Mmmm.