〄 4th WHEEZE // Audio

Nov 07, 2011 10:16

Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

[Click.]

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audio her_mouse_jesty November 7 2011, 15:56:47 UTC
... Huh?

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audio ass_ura November 7 2011, 17:18:00 UTC
Don't you "huh" at me, you're no exception to this too!

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audio her_mouse_jesty November 7 2011, 17:20:05 UTC
... I'm a bit confused. Did something happen?

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audio ass_ura November 7 2011, 17:22:16 UTC
Of course! Seems like everyone in Johto wants to "tap" someone, and that's disgusting!

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[Voice] bent_causality November 7 2011, 16:28:59 UTC
Huh? I'm not a pervert and I'm not sick! I mean, I'm not throwing up or anything so how can I be sick? And um, I don't think any of my pokemon are either!

And I'm pretty sure none of them are perverts. Well, I'm not sure about Ducky, but I don't think the rest are.

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[Voice] ass_ura November 7 2011, 17:18:32 UTC
That's what you think, but deep down, you really are.

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Re: [Voice] bent_causality November 7 2011, 18:34:23 UTC
But um, shouldn't I know if I'm sick? I mean there should be some sort of symptoms right? Oh! And then I can make soup and stay in bed all day and call in sick. But then I wouldn't get paid as much and that would be bad for wanting to travel around!

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[Voice] ass_ura November 7 2011, 22:34:14 UTC
...that is not what I meant by "sick pervert". Did you honestly even listen to what I said?

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audio; getshead November 7 2011, 16:40:13 UTC
That's a rather bold accusation to make.

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audio; ass_ura November 7 2011, 17:20:58 UTC
Hardly. Everyone here seems to want to "do" everybody, and that's nasty to hear.

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audio; getshead November 7 2011, 18:51:24 UTC
I think "everyone" is really far too broad.

Unless, of course, you can find an instance where I've said such a thing.

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audio; ass_ura November 7 2011, 22:41:23 UTC
I don't need to, because I just know that everyone has their tendencies. Even if they're in denial, it's somewhere buried deep down.

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nimbust November 7 2011, 19:26:44 UTC
Uh. What is a pervert? And what's the big deal?

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ass_ura November 7 2011, 20:37:06 UTC
A pervert is--

WAIT A MINUTE, WHY DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT WORD?! IT SHOULD BE COMMON TO EVERYBODY!

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nimbust November 8 2011, 02:17:57 UTC
It's not common in Equestria, that's for sure.

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ass_ura November 9 2011, 00:34:10 UTC
Equestria? What kind of world do you live in where that word isn't common?!

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Audio; 8etterl8 November 7 2011, 21:18:38 UTC
Whoa, hey back the fuck off there! Not aaaaaaaall of us are sick perverted perverts, okay! Yeah, maybe some of us are, like Eridan. He's definitely a sick perverted pervert, but some of us have class and standards!

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Audio; ass_ura November 7 2011, 22:32:02 UTC
Then explain to me why everybody is in such an fanatic uproar of who wanted to "tap" who.

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Audio; 8etterl8 November 7 2011, 23:07:51 UTC
[She completely missed that incident.]

Tap what, huh? That doesn't even make sense!

[Guess who doesn't understand the human notion of 'tapping']

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Audio; ass_ura November 9 2011, 00:33:22 UTC
[VRISKA, WHY...]

...are. Are you seri--

I am not explaining that term. Go find out for yourself!

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