〄 4th WHEEZE // Audio

[ass_ura]

Hello and good morning! I just want to let you guys know...

...that you are all sick, sick perverts. Each and every last one of you.

So, stay away from me, got it?

[Click.]

Comments

[Voice]

[bent_causality]

Huh? I'm not a pervert and I'm not sick! I mean, I'm not throwing up or anything so how can I be sick? And um, I don't think any of my pokemon are either!

And I'm pretty sure none of them are perverts. Well, I'm not sure about Ducky, but I don't think the rest are.

[Voice]

[ass_ura]

That's what you think, but deep down, you really are.

Re: [Voice]

[bent_causality]

But um, shouldn't I know if I'm sick? I mean there should be some sort of symptoms right? Oh! And then I can make soup and stay in bed all day and call in sick. But then I wouldn't get paid as much and that would be bad for wanting to travel around!

[Voice]

[ass_ura]

...that is not what I meant by "sick pervert". Did you honestly even listen to what I said?

Re: [Voice]

[bent_causality]

Huh? But you said sick! And um, I know I'm not um.. what is it, a pervert because I only like one person and he's not here. I mean if Lord Tenchi was here, I guess I might have romantic thoughts about him, but um, I don't think they would be like that!

That is, I'm not as bad as Lady Ayeka or Ms. Ryoko! I mean they fight to get in Tenchi's bed at night and talk about doing naughty unspeakable things to him! If it weren't for Ms. Washu, I'd fear for Lord Tenchi's safety with those two!

[Voice]

[ass_ura]

Yes, I said sick, but not in that term! All words don't have a single definition. Where the heck were you in school, anyway?

Re: [Voice]

[bent_causality]

But you said sick!

[Whimpers.]

Um, school? The Academy...