1 × Text [backdated to Raoul's birthday]

[asoutcastshear]

[Good evening, Elegante. Have a not amused Phantom of the Opera. He was in the middle of writing a very important note, detailing how his theater should be ran. But now he is not in his batcave. He is very not amused indeed.]

To whom it may concern,

There seems to have been a mistake made. I would like it to be remedied as soon as possible.O.G

Comments

[only_one_raoul]

[...That's just not funny. Not in the least.]

It can't be-- If this is a joke, it is in the poorest taste.

Text HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAOUL 8D

[asoutcastshear]

A joke of this nature does not appeal to my taste.

Audio HAPPY GO KILL YOURSELF BC

[only_one_raoul]

No? I think you of all people would appreciate a joke like this.

Text NO THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO HAVE EPIC SNARK FESTS WITH

[asoutcastshear]

Clearly you know nothing about me.

[missmimmi]

[OH GOD IT'S THAT GUY.

Hi stalking you forever now]

[asoutcastshear]

[UM. OKAY!]

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[teethofneedles]

To O.G.

Fuck you. Solve it yourself.

♥

Karis Needleteeth

[asoutcastshear]

[You know what, Karis, he is not even gonna dignify that with a response, because you are rude and vulgar and offend his delicate sensibilities.]

[voice!]

[dormant_beast]

[Have a sharp gasp and a happy noise.]

Erik! You are back.

[Text]

[asoutcastshear]

[Omai!]

My apologies, but have we met?

[Text]

[dormant_beast]

[Hey at least someone's happy to see you!]

Oui, ah- yes. You...have been here before. You were my ah... [damn, what's the word...]

Tutor. Yes.

[Text]

[asoutcastshear]

Have I?

[Fine if you were his student, prove it.]

Sing for me.

[text]

[onlylipstouch]

What sort of mistake?

[text]

[asoutcastshear]

I am here by mistake.