1 × Text [backdated to Raoul's birthday]

[asoutcastshear]

[Good evening, Elegante. Have a not amused Phantom of the Opera. He was in the middle of writing a very important note, detailing how his theater should be ran. But now he is not in his batcave. He is very not amused indeed.]

To whom it may concern,

There seems to have been a mistake made. I would like it to be remedied as soon as possible.O.G

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[only_one_raoul]

[...That's just not funny. Not in the least.]

It can't be-- If this is a joke, it is in the poorest taste.

Text HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAOUL 8D

[asoutcastshear]

A joke of this nature does not appeal to my taste.

Audio HAPPY GO KILL YOURSELF BC

[only_one_raoul]

No? I think you of all people would appreciate a joke like this.

Text NO THEN YOU WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO HAVE EPIC SNARK FESTS WITH

[asoutcastshear]

Clearly you know nothing about me.

Audio I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. THE ERIK AND RAOUL SHOW MUST GO ON

[only_one_raoul]

I know more than you'd like me to think.

Tell me, what is the last thing you remember?

Text WITHOUT COMMERCIALS? IS IT THE SPECIAL DVD?

[asoutcastshear]

[Who is this guy?]

Who are you?

Audio Special? THIS. IS. THE ULTIMATE EDITIOOOOOON

[only_one_raoul]

You don't recognize my voice? Well, that's a clue.

[Guess.]

Text /BUYS THE HELL OUT OF IT

[asoutcastshear]

Should I?

Audio YOU'D BETTER, WOULDN'T WANT ANY LARGE WELL-BASED ACCIDENTS, NOW WOULD WE

[only_one_raoul]

That depends. It is clear that you are not the same Opera Ghost that was here before. Have you finished Don Juan Triumphant yet?

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[asoutcastshear]

I'm afraid I do not know what you are talking about.

[How does he know of Don Juan? D:<]

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[phantomisntreal]

Hm... before the masquerade. Then we have not met, or not face to face, at least. Who manages the opera house?

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[asoutcastshear]

Stop with your games and tell me your name.

[Erik is losing his patience.]

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[only_one_raoul]

You will not answer me; why should I answer you?

Alright, a hint: if the current managers are Firmin and Andre, then you should already know my name.

[asoutcastshear]

[Erik does not respond for a long while.]

Vicomte.

[only_one_raoul]

Very good, Phantom.

[Give Raoul a moment to check over the post. It's eavesdropping, yes, but Erik sucks and deserves it.]

So. Where do we stand? I want nothing to do with you, and I assume you have similar sentiments towards me.

[asoutcastshear]

[Stop harshing on his game, Raoul.]

Your assumption is correct.