Still stuck.

[askfor_bananas]

The truly depressing thing about my situation is that if I were any other Time Lord, this wouldn’t be all that much of a problem. Oh sure, they’d sneer down at everyone and make all sorts of nasty remarks about their evolution, but they would be miserable because they were stuck, they’d be miserable because that’s a part of who they were. Well,

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[ask_captainjack]

He answers to Theresa. He answers to "Max" too but only if you pronounce it "Theresa".

[ask_aboutcoffee]

That's because he's humouring you. Because he's evil.

[ask_captainjack]

No he's not. He's the sweetest puppy there ever was. You should have seen him trotting back from Starbucks with a backpack filled with coffee. WE LOLED, IANTO.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

That is just so --

Actually that's pretty sweet.

You're not going to replace me with the beagle, are you? I can be cute but secretly evil too, you know.

[ask_captainjack]

Why would I replace you?

After you're gone?

Why, are you going somewhere?

Is there something I should know?

What are you trying to say!?

ARE YOU KEEPING A DUFFLE BAG AT WORK?

IS IT PACKED WITH YOUR SHIT?

I LOVE YOUR SHIT IT NEEDS TO STAY HERE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I'm not going anywhere! I don't -- okay I do have a duffel bag, but it's only for my jogging clothes. And I'm definitely not going anywhere with just my jogging clothes.

Jack, what are you --

STOP HIDING MY TIES, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I meant metaphorically.

[ask_captainjack]

I'm not hiding them. I'm gathering them close to my chest by the fistful in preparation for a Class A tantrum, is what I am doing.

The Doctor is very Svengali-like Ianto.

"We'll only be gone a minute. We'll pop out on an adventure and then pop back in. You might be strung-up in a boiler room for a whole year but nobody will notice the difference when you get back!"

[ask_aboutcoffee]

He can't go anywhere! His spatial grapples are disabled. Because of the red thing. Which means I'm not going anywhere. Put the ties down. PUT THEM DOWN YOU ARE WRINKLING THEM.

Look! Boyfriend icon! Remember when you were having sexual tension and I butted in and stole it all?

[oh_doask]

<--

[ask_aboutcoffee]

That was a "gtfo my turf, freak" snog.

[ask_captainjack]

I look amazing in that icon. Hart's on his tippy-toes as usual.

[ask_captainjack]

Which means I'm not going anywhere. Put the ties down.

I'm probably going to need to hear you repeat this a few times. Whisper it in my ear while I unclench my fists so you can get the ties out.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Put the ties down, Jack.

They'll be much more fun tied around my wrists. Don't you think?

[ask_captainjack]

oh i agree

i agree hard!